Things I Never Thought I’d Say to my Child Part 2

Posted on April 26, 2019April 25, 2019 by suburbanfatherhood

Don’t climb on that…
Be careful!
I’m sorry you got hurt… did you at least learn something?
Stop saying the word poop…
Stop saying the word barf…
Stop saying the word fart…
No yelling in my ear….
No yelling in your sister/brother’s ear.
No, you may not pinch my neck, but thanks for asking.
No, you may not pinch my nose, but thanks for asking.
No, you may not drive the car, but thanks for asking.
No, you may not lick the toilet, but thanks for asking.
No, you may not sit on my head, but thanks for asking.

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