- Don’t climb on that…
- Be careful!
- I’m sorry you got hurt… did you at least learn something?
- Stop saying the word poop…
- Stop saying the word barf…
- Stop saying the word fart…
- No yelling in my ear….
- No yelling in your sister/brother’s ear.
- No, you may not pinch my neck, but thanks for asking.
- No, you may not pinch my nose, but thanks for asking.
- No, you may not drive the car, but thanks for asking.
- No, you may not lick the toilet, but thanks for asking.
- No, you may not sit on my head, but thanks for asking.
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