- Don’t put that Lego in your nose…
- Take that Lego out of your nose…
- Don’t put that Lego in your ear….
- Take that Lego out of your ear…
- Don’t lick my arm…
- Don’t slap your butt at me…
- Don’t wipe [that] on the wall…
- Why did you wipe [that] on the wall?
- Don’t tell your mother about this…
- Superheros don’t hit good guys…
- Why did you slap him on the butt?
- Why did you pee on the playground?
- Why did you pee on me?
- If you have to pee, stop and go potty right away!
- What do you mean, “I think I’m going to puke”?
- No you can’t jump off the table…
- Stop wiping your eyes, it’s going to make it worse!
- Stop yelling in my ear…
- Don’t throw things at the TV…
- (two weeks later) Why is the TV broken?
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